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Stress and conflicts

Nowadays, people are getting stressed very easily. They don't have time to relax and most of the times they have to bring their works home. The question is: if we are always in movement, how can we not get into conflicts? Here are some advices that you can follow (or not) by my personal experience.

You know when you are arriving in your company and need to take the elevator? However, when you are reaching it the door is closing, and just one guy is inside of it. And worse, he works with you. The solution is simple. If you have never noticed, there's a button that close the door instantly. You can press it when this guy is coming (of course he can't see it), and then he will have to wait another one. But, if you want something funnier, press all the buttons before leaving it.
There's always a guy that makes you angry, isn't it? So, it's time for the revenge! Well...one day he will have to use the bathroom to "send a fax". While he's shitting you can enter and ask for a toilet paper (try to change your voice 'cause you can't be recognized). Say that the man who is responsible for the cleaning forgot to put and this guy is the only one who has. You need it urgently and will give it back in a while. So you will receive the toilet paper, now put it in a bag with all the other toilet papers from this bathroom! After doing this, run away! The sucker won't have other choice, he will have to clean his ass with his own underwear.
These are a few things that you can do. Now do me a favor: leave a comment and never forget to wear an underwear because it can be veeeeery usefull!!!!!

Comments

Anonymous said…
What's the fun if you won't be able to see the guy after you run away with the toilet paper? How about leaving a camera on and send the video to YouTube... that would be complete revenge. ahahahah
Mariana Moreira said…
YouTube is always the best option!
Anonymous said…
She knows what she's talking about... she's probably done it before.... watch out!
Anonymous said…
Such Maquiavellian minds! I wouldn't want any of you as my girlfriend!
Anonymous said…
Hey Mr or Ms Anonymous,
what makes you think we are girls? Who said that?
Mariana Moreira said…
I didn't write this post...It was a boy.

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