Thursday, March 5, 2009

The Battle of the Sexes

This battle is as old as creation itself. But it is interesting to see how the lifelong questions still spark some interesting answers - not just in adults, but also in teens (overlooking the generalisations, of course):

WHY DON'T MEN IRON?

- Because the person who does this is the woman
- Because women have more skill
- Because women are more patient
- Because it's boring and men are lazy
- Because it's not as simple as making a baloney sandwich!

WHY ARE WOMEN BETTER WITH WORDS?

- Because they have more weapons at their disposal
- Because it's easier for them to express themselves
- Because women know how to get someone round to do what they want

WHY DO WOMEN GET LOST BUT ARE SAFER DRIVERS?

- Because they are more careful when driving, yet they have no sense of direction
- Men are more competitive, impulsive and aggressive
- Because women don’t multi-task; they focus on one task at a time

WHY DON’T WOMEN FLY PLANES?

- Because most of them are not interested
- Because men have a better sense of direction
- Because men believe they can fly

AND FINALLY,

WHY ARE MEN AND WOMEN SO DIFFERENT?

- Because of genetics and the way boys and girls are raised
- Because if they were the same, there would be no fun
- Because God wanted it that way
- Because men and women need to be able learn to live with their differences

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